Matt's Apocalypse Team Spot

Join my team. We’ll probably survive.

When society collapses, you’re going to want options.
This sponsorship secures you a conceptual spot on Matts’s post-apocalyptic team.

Benefits include:

• Strategic leadership (confidence-based, not experience-based)

• Access to supplies

• Front line position when we attack T.J.

Matt’s team values:

Adaptability

Morale

And the ability to improvise when everything goes wrong

No weapons included. No training provided. Loyalty expected.